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House Installation Needs

After literal years of renting crappy apartments, I’m finally moving into my own house! I’m so happy I could run out into the street and scream. I’m sure my neighbours would look at me weirdly, but who cares? I’m never going to see them again. And what a relief that is. No more neighbours hitting …

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My Son’s Glasses

My son has recently started primary school. After two years of kindergarten, he was so excited to finally become a ‘big boy’ at school, and eagerly dons his uniform every morning. His teachers tell me he’s already made lots of friends, and I’m pleased to report that he seems to be one of the smartest …

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Decorating His Room

Decorating my son’s room has been a challenge. I feel like if he was born twenty years ago it would have been so much easier. I could just decorate the room with stereotypical male things and then be done. It would be so easy for me to just stick up some dinosaur wallpaper and be …

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Conveyancing Cover-Up

Rylee had just kissed goodbye to millions of dollars, all because her client had to be a stupid Mechanist. As the crocodiles got to work on the German man, she shut the door and turned away. Hopefully, the crocs would get rid of any evidence, but she would have to check the room thoroughly. Hopefully, …

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House Hunting

‘I still can’t believe you got me to come with you,’ Sasha hissed at her friend. A floorboard creaked beneath them and she jumped. Leah turned around, pointing her torch beaming in Sasha’s face. ‘Look, I told you… there’s something here that you need to see,’ she whispered back, her face pale. ‘Something that everybody …

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Jammed Phone Line

 I’ve discovered, after all this time on my computer, that I don’t actually know how the internet works. If you asked me I’m sure I could come up with something: fibre-optic cables, undersea cables, phone lines delivering it straight to your modem. But those are just words — I don’t understand it! If only there …

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My Luxury Home

Quiet! You can’t tell anybody, but I recently won the lottery. That mystery, anonymous winner the whole of Victoria is basically on the hunt for? Yeah, that’s me. Fifty million dollars, and it’s all mine. I still haven’t decided what I’m going to do with all of it. I know I’ll donate a fair portion …

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