Revamping The Office

How do I convince people to start coming back into the office at the beginning of next year? I own this office space that used to have fifty people per day in its four walls, and now I’m lucky to get five people to come in a week. I read all the time about how …

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Glass-Smashing Halloween

I used to love Halloween as a kid. Every year, I’d count down the days until it was like other kids would with Christmas. Even though I grew up in Australia, where Halloween isn’t really a thing, I could never contain my excitement. Oh, how I longed to be in America, where Halloween is one …

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Rose Anniversary

It has been five years, and still, Yasha has not returned from his quest to gather the pieces of the sacred rose of ultimate power. For the longest time, I waited eagerly by my window, anticipating his swift return. He would knock on my door and present the most beautiful hybrid tea rose to me, …

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Glass Smashing Mystery

Transcript from an interview with Mark at Office Offices—conducted by Schlock Homes and assisted by Jon Whatson. Mark: Who do I think smashed all the newly tinted glass on the third floor? Well, I’ll tell you who I think it was. Actually, I take that back. I know who did it. I don’t have any …

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Bad car dreams

Does anyone else have extremely vivid dreams? I’m talking about the types of dreams that you can hear, see and feel really clearly. The dreams that you wake up from and have to question for a moment whether or not it was actually a dream or if it was a memory from real life that …

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