Seeing as we won’t be travelling to Europe any time soon, my husband and I have decided to build a holiday home down in Sorrento. Instead of holidaying in Sorrento, Italy, we’ll spend our next couple of summers holidaying in Sorrento, Victoria. I know it doesn’t even come close to comparing, but it’s better than …
There are ten minutes until the draft! The suspense is absolutely killing me. I want nothing more than to be walking around the cars and making my decision, but we’re not allowed to until the gates open up. I’m currently sitting here talking smack with the people in my competition and trying to suss what …
How do I convince people to start coming back into the office at the beginning of next year? I own this office space that used to have fifty people per day in its four walls, and now I’m lucky to get five people to come in a week. I read all the time about how …
So where I left off in my last blog post was that my boyfriend had just called a mechanic to come and fix his car. I had tampered with it whilst he was asleep to keep him at my house for longer, but he had no idea. I’ve had some backlash in the comments of …
I used to love Halloween as a kid. Every year, I’d count down the days until it was like other kids would with Christmas. Even though I grew up in Australia, where Halloween isn’t really a thing, I could never contain my excitement. Oh, how I longed to be in America, where Halloween is one …
It has been five years, and still, Yasha has not returned from his quest to gather the pieces of the sacred rose of ultimate power. For the longest time, I waited eagerly by my window, anticipating his swift return. He would knock on my door and present the most beautiful hybrid tea rose to me, …
Transcript from an interview with Mark at Office Offices—conducted by Schlock Homes and assisted by Jon Whatson. Mark: Who do I think smashed all the newly tinted glass on the third floor? Well, I’ll tell you who I think it was. Actually, I take that back. I know who did it. I don’t have any …
Does anyone else have extremely vivid dreams? I’m talking about the types of dreams that you can hear, see and feel really clearly. The dreams that you wake up from and have to question for a moment whether or not it was actually a dream or if it was a memory from real life that …