Jammed Phone Line

 I’ve discovered, after all this time on my computer, that I don’t actually know how the internet works. If you asked me I’m sure I could come up with something: fibre-optic cables, undersea cables, phone lines delivering it straight to your modem. But those are just words — I don’t understand it! If only there …

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My Luxury Home

Quiet! You can’t tell anybody, but I recently won the lottery. That mystery, anonymous winner the whole of Victoria is basically on the hunt for? Yeah, that’s me. Fifty million dollars, and it’s all mine. I still haven’t decided what I’m going to do with all of it. I know I’ll donate a fair portion …

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The Helpful Renovators

As a personal assistant, I complete a lot of random jobs for my boss. When I first accepted this position, I expected mostly administration jobs related to finance, but I got a lot more than that. Every day is a wild ride. And you know what? I love it. I love the variety. My boss …

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Spy Feet

Being a national spy for the National Incorporation of Spies is a tough but rewarding job. Yeah, I’m away from home for months at a time doing work that is potentially dangerous and could get me into a lot of trouble if found by the wrong person, but I love it. Risking your life comes …

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Thanking The Boss

Twenty minutes ‘til knock off. How great! The sun is shining, the beverages will be flowing and the boys will be going straight from the factory to the pub. If that doesn’t sound good for a Thursday afternoon, I don’t know what does. The work boys and I always go out for drinks on a …

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